The
headline read that a paparazzi got beat up by Justin Bieber. Dude, man up! The
kid’s like 9 years old, he has the muscle tone of a flounder. You can’t
complain about getting beat up by a fish!
Stories
seen on back to back days: Naked man killed while eating the face of another
man and Man disembowels himself with a knife, then cuts off pieces of his
intestines and throws them at police. What . . . the . . . hell . . . is . . .
going . . . on . . . in . . . this . . . world?
My Walmart
rant begins now:
What the
hell is wrong with that store why was everyone in York County there on a
Wednesday afternoon a Wednesday afternoon for Pete’s sake and why why why are
there never enough check out lines open when you have eight to ten people at
every line maybe you should open more lines you numnuts and why for the love of
retail shopping would you let a whole line of customers standing there while
one person goes back into the store to replace something that was defective and
then when she comes back with another one and that one appears to be defective
you let her go back into the store a second time while letting the rest of us
in line waiting until our bones turn to dust so when I change lines and go to a
10 items or less and the first woman in line clearly has more than 10 items why
won’t anyone enforce this why have the sign up if you’ll let someone bring 20
items and not make them go to another line I think the guy behind me is right
they need a force of Walmart cops to give out tickets for stupidity like this
and to the woman with the cart full of crap why didn’t you have your wallet out
and waiting why did you have to dump your entire purse out on the counter top
to find your method of paying for your mountain of low priced made in China
appliances and bake ware only AFTER everything had been rung up why why why why
why why why why why why
End of
rant
Another
Bieber related item in the news: The hack, I mean singer, is in Norway and all
the little teenage blond girls went ape shit for the Biebs. Fun Fact: Bieber in
Norwegian means “David Cassidy”.
Kathy Lee
Gifford, on whatever show she’s still allowed to host, asked guest Martin Short
how his wife was doing. That would be the wife that died 2 years ago. Oh Kathy
Lee, when will you learn? You’re terrible at everything you do and that
delivers a little schadenfreude to us all.
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