Thursday, April 9, 2009

Michele Bachmann: American Whackjob

New from Ten Thousand Lakes Records its Minnesota republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann’s 1st CD release, American Whackjob. It includes the hit single “Let’s Investigate Congress”. Set to a retro reggae beat, this is Michele’s famous interview with Chris Matthews on Hardball. Asked by Matthews "How many people in the Congress of the United States do you suspect as being anti-American?" she replied "What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America?” The song forms a suite with the haunting Celtic-tinged “Where Have You Gone Joe McCarthy?

Also included is the thrash metal burner “Save the Kids”. A buzz saw riff straight from the mind of Megadeth guitarist Dave Mustaine rumbles over Michele’s rambling about the bipartisan Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, which would expand national community service programs from 75,000 positions to 250,000:

"It's under the guise of -- quote -- volunteerism. But it's not volunteers at all. It's paying people to do work on behalf of government. I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concern is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums."

The song’s ending is Michele shrieking like a blue jay “Save the Kids!”, and leads into a jaunty instrumental called “Volunteerism Schmolunteerism

The final cut is her 30 minute magnum opus produced by Dr. Dre, “Holla Dolla” where Michele rants about introducing a bill which would make it illegal to replace the dollar as our currency even though not one single person in the government has suggested doing so! This is a tour de force recording with guest vocals by Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck performing together under the moniker The Bawl Babies.

Get your copy today wherever right wing nut job recordings are sold!

Not available anywhere people use their brains to think.

1 comment:

  1. Where can I get this fantastic-sounding CD? She IS priceless, isn't she?