Goodbye Texas

At a Tea Party gathering on April 15, the governor of Texas said his state might have to secede from the union if things don’t change in this country. I have only one thing to say to Governor Rick Perry and his state:

Goodbye, see ya, take off, auf wiedersehen, farewell, leave, get out, be gone, don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, so long, end of the line, split, book, motor, take your leave, call a cab, au revoir, sayonara, Do svidaniya, give ‘em the boot, exit stage right, take the yellow brick road, walk away, see ya later alligator after while crocodile, adieu, adios, bye-bye, cheerio, ciao, Godspeed, toodle-oo, hit the road, hasta la vista, ta-ta, withdraw, take a hike, depart, get away, get off, git, why are you still here?, your services are no longer required, there’s the door so use it, time’s up, good day, see you down the road, take it easy, take care, see you in hell, out the door or through the window, make it so, pack up your shit, get going, take the scenic route, C U L8R, piss off, until we meet again, take a flying leap, peace out, good riddance, cheery bye, turn the lights off lock the door and don't come back!