Republicans are cleaner than democrats because we pick nits off of each other in the Capitol rotunda every afternoon.
Democrats don’t like pickles!
The president is planning to replace corporation’s 401ks with Obamabucks, coupons that can be redeemed at Arby’s for free fries.
Obama wants to turn the United States into a commune and have the women breed warrior babies for future wars against the Empire.
Obama plans to be president forever, replacing himself when he dies with a Japanese built robot, the Obamatron 3000.
I am sponsoring a bill that would make it illegal to change Minnesota’s name to East Dakota.
I think the election process should be changed to a gladiator-like test of strength and agility.