Coming this week from Miramax its Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning starring as "Captain Asshole" in Filibuster This! Also starring the United States senate as "the Hostages" and millions of unemployed workers as "the Screwed and Pissed-Off Masses".
Directed by Harry Reid and produced by Barack Obama, part of the same team that brought you Healthcare Blanket Bingo, Filibuster This! is a tour de force performance by Senator Bunning as the world’s largest asshole. Sweaty, hairy and covered in pimples, Bunning runs amok in the senate throwing out his patented catch phrase “Tough Shit” to every one he meets while single-handedly screwing every unemployed American citizen at the same time. With his own party against him, he goes it alone on his ignorant and pointless quest, fervently working at not making a sliver of positive difference in the lives of those he represents.
Also opening this Friday in limited release, its Mitt Romney starring in a short film by Fox News called “I’m Going to Gainsay Everything the President and Democrats Say in Hopes of Convincing the Republican Base That I’m a Viable Presidential Candidate Even Though I’ve Never Done Anything Helpful and Don’t Have an Original Thought or Idea to Fix Any of This Country’s Problems and Only Want to be President Because I’m Rich and White and That’s My Birthright”.
The film is preceded by a new cartoon starring Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd entitled, “You’re Not Safe in Pubwic Parks Anymore Wabbit Because Now I Can Cawwy Firearms Thanks to Some Incwedibly Stupid and Short-Sighted Powiticians”.