The Republican National Committee has passed a resolution that states: Resolved, that we the members of the Republican National Committee recognize that the Democratic Party is dedicated to restructuring American society along socialist ideals.
Guys, gather around me here for a minute, I have something to say and you all need to hear it. A little closer, ok who has the old spice on? Tone it down dude; a little goes a long way, all right? Now settle down, I have something to say to you:
You guys are without a doubt the laziest, dumbest, most arrogant, most disingenuous sack of pantloads I have ever had the displeasure to watch try to represent this country. We are in the middle of an economic crisis that is adding 500,000 people to the unemployment roles every month, families are losing their homes, banks are bleeding the citizenry dry, we are fighting 2 wars in which soldiers are dying every day and this resolution is how you waste your fucking time?
You were elected to represent this country and work together to solve problems, keep us safe and strong and lead us into prosperity. How in God’s name does this do any of those things? Stop jerking each other off and do something, anything, which is a step in a positive direction.
The Republican National Committee is “resolved”. Oooo, you’re “resolved”! You’re also repugnant, revolting, retreads, revisionist, regrettable and repackaged. I’m so glad you’re “resolved” because who knows where we would be if you were waffling on this issue. Oh that’s right, this isn’t a real issue; just one more thing the republicans made up to avoid doing anything meaningful.