Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Miseducation of Michele Bachmann

Michele, Michele, Michele, what are we going to do with you? I’ve been unkind to you in this blog and unfortunately that will continue as long as you say things like this:

The Hoot-Smalley Act, enacted by FDR, contributed to turning the recession into a depression.

First, it’s the Smoot-Hawley Act
Second, it was written by 2 republicans
Third, it was signed into law by republican president Herbert Hoover

Michele, I have some advice for you, and this comes from the heart:

For the love of our merciful God will you please pick up a history book, text book, encyclopedia, chapbook, magazine, ebook, ezine, pamphlet, tract, broadside, newspaper, booklet, brochure, codex, compendium, dissertation, leaflet, essay, op-ed piece, omnibus, periodical, treatise, manual, monograph, college doctoral thesis, bazooka Joe gum wrapper or log onto Google, Yahoo, Ask Jeeves, Wikipedia, Wiki Answers, Alta Vista, Dogpile, MSN, Netscape, Webcrawler, Icerocket, All The Web, Hotbot or Lycos and educate yourself before you open your mouth again!

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