Did you know John Kasich was in the race at all?
Do you know who John Kasich is?
These and more important questions will be answered in today’s edition of “Why are you running for president?”
John Kasich is the governor of
He’s currently polling at 6% for the presidential race. That’s out of 100. So
94% of decided voters have rejected John Kasich but he’s OK with that because
of another number. 40% of independent voters in Ohio haven’t made up their mind
yet. John apparently believes he’s going to convince all 40% to vote for him
which is what it will take for him to overtake racist lump of mashed potatoes
Donald Trump. New Hampshire
Those independent voters aren’t as independent as they want you to think they are. They say “I don’t know who to vote for yet”, but my bet is the majority have made up their mind and it will be for one of the front-runners. To be contrary and convince their neighbors they’re the last of a dying breed, they’ll harrumph and pettifog until Election Day and then cast their ballot for Trump or pizza box grease spot Ted Cruz.
Once again I believe you need name recognition before you run for president and Kasich doesn’t have it. At this point Trump has blared his vile rhetoric like a foghorn through a stack of
amps for months. Ted Cruz has slithered into the hearts and minds of people who
are dead inside and infested their thinking like mad cow disease to the tune of
double digit support. Ben Carson has put a fine edge on his dullness by spewing
batshit crazy slime trails of wisdom on social media that has somehow vaulted
him into a distant 3rd. Marshall
And then there’s everyone else which includes John Kasich. Sorry guvnor, you’ve been rejected and are now yet another vain man wasting time and money on a pipe dream.