April
Fool’s Day was invented in 1956 by Maury Swartz, a dentist from Far Rockaway
NewYork. Dr. Swartz wrote a letter to President Eisenhower wanting to create
a national holiday for miniature horses called Neigh Day. The letter found its
way into the hands of the Under Secretary of the Interior Donnelly
Flanderhooven.
Believing
the letter was a practical joke, Flanderhooven created the required paper work
to get Neigh Day declared a federal holiday. His plan was to slip it onto the
agenda of the Oversight Committee for American Activities and Fast Food
Initiatives to give the senators a good laugh.
The
committee gave the document their stamp of approval sending the paperwork on to
Congress for a vote. With his joke backfiring Flanderhooven desperately tried
to explain to committee chairman Senator Felsley Backgammon that Neigh Day
wasn’t real, only his attempt at a joke. Long noted for not having a sense of
humor or a gall bladder, Senator Backgammon commented, “By God it’s on its way
to being real because my gavel said so.”
Racing to
the House of Representatives to intercept the Neigh Day bill, Flanderhooven ran
into the personal assistant of the speaker of the house and was told that they
had already voted on the Neigh Day bill and it passed unanimously 435-0. It was
already on its way to the senate.
Flanderhooven
ran to the Senate floor where he had a stroke, collapsing into the arms of a
page while saying the word “Neigh” over and over. Believing that he was there
to stump for the passage of the Neigh Day bill, the senate voted unanimously
for approval after only a small argument from the honorable Daily Higgenbottom
from Maine who suggested moving the date to May 1 and calling it May Hay Day.
With
Flanderhooven in the hospital the bill landed on President Eisenhower’s desk.
The first thing he did was add a note to the bottom of the bill that read “This
is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.” In the margin he scribbled “Is this
what congress does all day?” The next thing he did was rename it April Fool’s
Day. The last thing Eisenhower did before lighting up a cigar and pouring a
glass of Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve bourbon, was sign the bill into law.
That’s the
story of April Fool’s Day. Or is it?
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