Mitt Romney's Haikus for the Middle Class

I don’t care for you

Never have and never will

I suck hard and long

You love our handouts

Can’t you get a job you bums

Vote for me I’m cool

The forty seven

Bonded by hatred for me

I’m still rich thank God

Mitt Mitt Mitt Mitt Mitt

I love the sound of my name

President Mitt yeah

Money I have lots

Money you have none oh well

I’m okay with that

Freeloaders you are

Poor people make me itchy

I scratch with gold bars

I don’t care hear me

It doesn’t affect my day

No soul to disturb

I don’t make mistakes

Never say I’m sorry no

Poor people suck it

When I’m president

The world will suffer badly

I’ll be in Cayman’s

Poor people can ride

Atop my car like Seamus

Then I can’t see you

No taxes for rich

No taxes for me and Ann

Give me your money