There is a series of commercials I’ve seen a few times that
are in my opinion trying to turn the movie Idiocracy into a documentary. They take a picture of a man and put
him in front of a car and then in front of a truck. Then they ask supposed
“real” people questions like which guy is sexier, what kind of pet you think
the car guy and truck guy would have, how would the car and truck guy shake
hands, etc.
I don’t know if the “real” people are actually dumb or have
been scripted and edited to look stupid, but it’s THE SAME GUY. The pictured
dude in front of the car and the truck is the same guy.
“Oh, the guy with the truck would have a three headed dog
that belches fire and answers to the name Kraxenhammer. The car guy would have
a grub worm or possibly a Chihuahua-pygmy Spaniel mix.”
IT’S THE SAME GUY!
“My, oh my, the truck man is hot, hot, hot. My pelvis is
thrusting toward the picture so hard I think my hip just popped out of the
socket. But the car man, he looks like a jobless drifter who would take my
grandmother on a cruise, leave her on an island, then come home and move into
her rent controlled townhouse.”
IT’S THE SAME GUY!
Is this really the best concept they could come up with for
a commercial: Complete stupidity wrapped up in a moronic tortilla shell and
covered in a sauce that kills your brain cells? I don’t even know what kind of truck they’re
advertising. The asininity of the commercial makes me yell at the TV like I’m
trying to answer a Wheel of Fortune
puzzle before the contestant. Besides, if they aren’t advertising a book, music
or pizza I’m not buying it anyway.
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