I can’t
stand the cabal of conservative pundits that pollute the air waves, spewing
their bile and flinging their feces around like enraged monkeys. I believe they
are contemptuous of their “fans” that have made them rich by listening and
watching their programs and buying their insipid books. They simply hit upon a
way to get rich. They feed a certain segment of our population ignorant, racist
and disingenuous fecal matter and for some reason the people eat it up like
mashed potatoes.
I have
been laughing my ass off listening to them try to spin the reason their boy Mitt
got flattened like new asphalt by a steamroller. I decided the only real way to
show my churlish discontent was with . . . dirty limericks:
There once
was a blowhard named Limbaugh
Who liked
to lick men’s sweaty balls
His tongue
became swollen
Even more
than his belly and
Now
Hannity won’t take his midnight calls
There once
was a vile piece of shit named Coulter
Who
believed everyone but her falters
She’s an
attention whore
and
nothing more
quoth the
raven fuck the rancid bitch
There once
was a man named Hannity
Who
babbled nothing but inanity
He’s a
weak minded fool
And that’s
not being cruel
I think
he’s a tranny isn’t he?
There once
was a station called Fox news
Who sang
the Obama liberal blues
They told
only lies
Then
screamed weak alibis
Hey Karl
Rove, fuck you!
There once
was a man named O’Reilley
Who spewed
horseshit while smiling
He thought
he was great
But was
really filled with hate
Right back
at ya you skinbag full of bile
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