By the title of this piece you’re probably thinking it’s an erudite, in-depth look at print journalism through the decades and how it has affected all of our lives, from “Dewey defeats Truman” through Watergate to present day treatises on our divided population.
Nah. I’m not smart enough to write that 5000 words of scholarly insomnia cure.
This was an actual headline on the NY Post web site today:
Leonardo DiCaprio keeps his sunglasses on indoors at Lakers game
I searched the entire site but couldn’t find a follow-up article called:
Leonardo DiCaprio wears pants to Lakers game
Of course, what I really wanted was the scintillating story of:
Leonardo DiCaprio packs bag lunch to Lakers game: egg salad and applesauce
What has happened to our nation’s newspapers? How did an actor wearing sunglasses indoors become a story? It wasn’t just a headline, there were several paragraphs breathlessly detailing Leo’s entire sartorial ensemble. The writer’s conclusion was he was wearing the sunglasses indoors to stay incognito. But that didn’t work. Another celebrity, comedian Kevin Hart, spotted Leo right away, giving him the secret Hollywood handshake and double wink of celebrity Illuminati.
Where was this headline:
Thousands watch Lakers game with doctor-prescribed eyewear or contacts
Hundreds occasionally look up from phones to watch moments of Lakers game
I’m all for light hearted entertainment news, I read Entertainment Weekly. But this. This isn’t “news” of any kind. This is an ego-centric douche wearing sunglasses indoors like ALL egocentric douches do. It’s evolution. Once Leo was human, but with increasing fame and success he metamorphosized to a clothes-wearing douche. Once that happened, the sunglasses indoors were part of his DNA.
The NY Post didn’t have to write about it, they chose to because journalism is dead. The Post didn’t kill it, they just drove the knife in a little deeper.