Odds 'n Ends

Liz Cheney

“I very well may run for office”
Who cares? Run for office, take a shit, clip your nails, eat a turnip, who gives a rat’s ass? Just stop talking you narcissistic twit.

Pat Buchanan on “Morning Joe”

“Well, first, with regard to Levi, I think first dude up there in Alaska, Todd Palin ought to take Levi down to the creek and hold his head under water until the thrashing stops.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh Pat, joking about murdering a young man, and everyone on the panel laughs right along. Drowning someone is hilarious! I know whenever my lungs fill up with water I can’t stop guffawing. Oh, one thing Pat, you rake, weren’t you one of those self-righteous gas bags who were outraged when David Letterman made a joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter? Yeah, same old Pat Buchanan: Hypocritical shithead until the bitter end.

Jon and Kate Gosselin

America held hostage Day 72
I still don’t care.

Glenn Beck

Glenn complained of the soft questions tossed at Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor on day 1 of her confirmation hearing. One problem, day 1 has no questions, only opening statements.
It’s analogy time!
Glenn Beck is to insanity
as
incapable of cogent thought is to Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck is to Too Many Monkeys in the Monkey House
as
The voices in his head is to In Control