Another presidential candidate has bitten the dust. Bobby Jindal ended his bid for the republican nomination.
Bobby Jindal. Do you know who I’m talking about? Governor of
. Indian descent. Will use any
political talking point to get attention but never actually DO anything. Louisiana
It’s not surprising you can’t place him. He was polling just behind a garden rake from
that was running
on a platform of branding leaf blowers as terrorists. Tuscaloosa
During the debates Bobby was like the last child seated at the kid’s dinner table at Thanksgiving. He was that cousin that no one really knew because the family lived 2000 miles away and only visited over the Holidays. The kid that used the mashed potatoes as paste to glue his turkey and ham together in an abominable hybrid of two beloved meats and then smiled with palpable evil as he flung it at the 16 year old daughter of the host who just missed making the cut for the adult’s table. If only great Aunt
hadn’t shown up at the last minute. Lorraine
This was Bobby Jindal. The desperate wanna-be, the never-was, never-had-a-chance, the why-bother money-waster, the time-stealer, the zero-excitement-generating no-new-ideas-bringing no one listens when he talks dictionary definition of just one more politician with no self-awareness.
Bobby Jindal whose campaign slogan could have been:
Bobby Jindal: I’m a Real Person!
Bobby Jindal, who, while talking to any crowd, always had a look on his face that said “Is this mike on?”
Bobby Jindal, who announced his candidacy by surreptitiously filming his family’s befuddled reaction when he told them he was running and then showed it to the world like he was Ashton Kutcher punking his own children. Parenting with a twist of assholishness.
To the 811 people who were supporting Bobby’s run, seek help immediately. You have deep, troubling problems that can only be solved with group therapy and pharmaceutical grade hallucinogens. Godspeed.